Haven't posted in a LONG time, sorry. This won't be a full length post either, just kind of an update I suppose!
Right now I'm listening to "What the Hell?" by Avril Lavigne, don't judge me!! My reason: the girls in my changing room for the school play decided that this would be our "song" that we had to listen to before each performance to GET ALL HYPED, and now it's stuck in my head.
WHAT. THE. HELL?
School play is over and done with, last performance was on Saturday...now I feel like I have no purpose D; It's definitely a sad feeling, I mean I got used to the hours of rehearsal and the shouting, screaming, and mostly laughing at everybody. 'Tis sad :( Walking down the hallways and seeing someone from the play, "Hey, sup?" It's not the same!! NOT AT ALL, DANG IT!
But on another note, this Friday is semi-formal. Woohoo!! I'm akshully kinda jazzed for it. It gives everyone an excuse to dress up and look all "Princessy" (yes, I said princessy...) and I shall be behind a camera all night snapping photos! ^^ Oh the memories that will be made. I am supremely excited for the after party however, and the morning after where Mickey Mouse waffles shall be made...NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Anything else? Yes, next week I have to perform 'Jar of Hearts' (sing it...O.o, oh no muffin) for my bestfran's final music exam, while she bangs away on her ivory keys! D; ZUT ALLORS, I'M NERVOUS. I shall have to practice tomorrow with her, and we'll see where we are!
Anyways, I am actually a little, tad, sorta, busy trying to organise my future...or attain one by doing homework, so this is rather lame. Sorreh :( I shall try better soon!
CHEERIO!
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3.3.11
Modern Day Appeasement Theory
What is hormonal, takes up a lot of space, eats the most random crap (actually, anything really), wears ponchos, and "glows"?
If you said "A PREGNANT LADY!", then you would be correct. Not too sure what else it could possibly be...
Anyhow, as I drink my chocolate soymilk, I reminisce about today's events. One of them being history class, in which we are studying the 20th Century (all the Wars and whatnot, Great Depression, all o' that good stuff). One of the topics is "Appeasement of Germany in the 1930's"...
Basically:
But what does this History lesson have to do with tonight's story? Well...my history teacher is one. pregnant. lady.
She attempted to hide it for a while using her trusty ponchos.
Now, I'm not saying she's fat. Nor am I implying that I have a problem with her being preggo. I do however have a problem with her attempts to cover this evident fact up with a poncho. DON'T HIDE THAT THING! LET IT SHINE! WE ALL KNOW ALREADY!
Anyways, so now el baby is due sometime in May/June, or somewhere near to the time when are final exams are...yes, thank you kinda teacher for abandonning us to give BIRTH! I think she should name the kid Captain Wallis, or Wallis...either one works...
So, today in class she was looking rather cranky and irritable. It just so happens that Asha had brought in absolutely delicious cupcakes for the class, (she had even made an "asian" one, it looked like ----> ^o^) so we all decided that we should try out the appeasement theory we had learned from history, in real life.
OUR RESULTS WERE SUCCESSFUL. Now...steps on how to appease a pregnant lady:
Step 1: Make some absolutely nommy cupcakes.
Step 2: Present those cupcakes to your pregnant lady, with a flourish. A bit of a "A cupcake, madam?" or "My, aren't you glowing today....cupcake?" (Sidenote: Always serve pregnant ladies first...they get rather cranky if you don't...)
Step 3: Pause and watch your pregnant lady eat the cupcake and insert, "So, how do you like it?"
Step 4: Revel in the joy that is a happy pregnant lady!
THE END! As long as you make good food, you should be set.
So, for now, this is it! HURRAY! That took too much time!
Love you all.
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