Ask, and Die. (Wink)

Hello my readers, how ya doin'? (Feel free to leave a comment down below about your life, or whatever...not too picky!)

Today is the second last day of February, hurray! This leaves (counts) 10 days until my school production starts.  Now, imagine a long, blood-curdling scream of horror, and a man jumping out of a helicopter wailing, "WHAAAATTT THHHEEEEE HEEELLLLLLL???!!", and you've got yourself a fraction of what I'm feeling towards my school production right now. 

To be frank, at the moment: we stink.  I know that we ('we' being my castmates and crew, and everyone involved) have the capability of putting on a kick-butt play, but right now we're floundering in the mass of gobbledy-goop (oh dear, I'm turning into a primary teacher, who's grading a Year 5 paper), that this is.  So, aside from that, I've been getting a lot of people (friends, enemies [I have none, I think...if I do...D:], teachers, parents, strangers) asking me: "So...how's the play coming along?"

Again: jumping man, out of helicopter.

Right now, all I can do is a little hysterical laugh, pat them on the shoulder and say, "Ha...what play?"  and thank my self-control for restraining me from killing these innocent bystanders, in the way of my RAGE! 

Hopefully, just MAYBE, it'll come together somehow this week.  I've got my fingers crossed.  The moral of this little tale is: Ask me how el play is going, and DIE! (Okay, not die...but just be prepared)

Now for something a tad more interesting...

You know when you're trying to download something online, and you get all pumped, hit the "Agree to Terms" button without reading the terms, and anxiously await the little window to pop on your screen, then it comes...and the downloading bar begins to creep forward...and forward...and a little more...and you're on 98%...and then...it stops. "Wait. WHAT?  YOU'VE STOPPED LOADING? *hits Enter button* GOOOO!"

Well this is me.  Right now.

I'm trying to download a program and the darn thing stops downloading at 98%.  I've tried refreshing and all that nonsense, but no...it's pretty good with chilling and not loading. 

 (Jumping man) WHAATTTT THE HEEELLLL? D: It's just sitting there, mocking me! WHAT KIND OF CRUEL TECHNOLOGICAL ANIMAL ARE YOU?!

...

So anyways, I've given up on that, and have resorted to just finding another, non-villianous program to download.  All the while thinking, "This wouldn't have happened on my laptop", which I'm still not due to get until sometime in March.  I tell you, the world is looking mighty unfriendly right now, but hey, someone else has it worse than me, SO I SHALL TRY NOT TO COMPLAIN (too much)! 

Let me tell you about what I shall do tonight, because...well I don't have a good reason to tell you, I shall simply spread the love.

I'm going to see a production of "Fawlty Towers", a theatre adaptation of the British TV show.  It's going to be absolutely hysterical!  If you don't know what "Fawlty Towers" is, click on this, and it'll take you on a journey to Wikipedia, and you will find out.  Afterwards, though, I have to write a review on it for my Drama assessment.  It's a little annoying, but heck, it won't be that strenuous! xD

Chemistry homework is calling my name.  O.o This cannot be good.  I have to fill in a chart about making salts using acids and alkalis!  Oh happy day! 

Oh before I go, just wanted to let you know, I'm actually going to start writing for another blog as well.  It's a blog about travel, which should be tres interessant.  What I find a little humourous about this is that my friend asked me, "Hey Wallis, would you like to write for a blog?" and I thought to myself, "I already do, but hey, sure"  At the time, I didn't realize that it was going to be an official "legit", (most likely) serious blog that is going to require a little less 5'1.5" is tall flair, and a whole lot of...coherent, civilized, intelligent...words.  I'm going to give it a shot, and hopefully be able to give the lady whose blog this is, something worth reading!  

So, hope your last day of February (tomorrow) is great, maybe I'll post a little shmootz on here when I get home...after...rehearsal *twitch*...

Mucho love! xx

PS:  Feel free to leave a comment and tell me if you want me to blog about anything in specific? Just a thought...kinda wandering aimlessly with my ideas now.

PPS:  This is kinda funny.  So...winking is an controversial action.  It can be used as a suggestive hooplah, sort of thing, or as an indication for something else (I.E. A SIGNAL...*wink*), but it's kind of a skill.  I just realized recently, that there is an art to winking.  I tried to wink the other day, and the person just looked at me quizzically, because I had my mouth agape and looked like a parrot who had just digested a cracker through it's butt, most likely.  So I played it off saying that I had an eye-twitch-spasm-thing.  Now, I'm not too inclined to wink anymore.  1) It kinda looks creepy, 2) You have to have major skill...so I don't know where I'm going with this.  

What d'you think? Is winking creepy, or suave?

x 

Pterodactyl, squaaaacck!

It's been so long, but we're going back...(thank you, A Very Potter Musical)

Firstly, a question. 

What's a week away, in shambles, unorganized, looks stupid, is depressing Wallis, and is sucking any breath of happiness from teenager's lives?

...

...

...

The play is about fairies...no, I'm wrong. It's about how a girl has to marry her best friend (who she's destined to marry anyways), and he just happens to be the Queen's son, OH..and he's the only male fairy, so she's one lucky thang to be able to have a man ;D But, alas, she doesn't think she wants this yet: 'SHE'S SO CONFUSED!' and runs off, breaks her wing and meets me, gets home and ends up marrying her boo.  I...am a farting, burping, lonely, creepy, unisexual side-burned...THING.

My character's name is: Hoglet. 'Nuff said.  I'm a lead character (not to brag, or anything..just honest)...and the director of the play hasn't yet blocked me properly into any of my scenes, and gets angry at me for not learning my crappy song.

BEWAREEE, BEWAARRRNEEDDD, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DAREE!! < That's basically my whole song, and it sounds like an armidillo who has been run over by a pancake studded with mercury, and roasted over a pit of despair...at least when I sing it now, because they've moved it down a whole octave. (Which means, it's now 8 notes lower...REALLY LOWWWW D)

I will not spend a whole blog post on this, because it'll just cause me more stress. So I shall leave it at this:

HA. FREAKIN. HA. This should be GRREEEAATTT.

BUT THE MORE IMPORTANT PART OF THIS BLOG POST:

----------> My best friend is an animagus. She turns into a farking pterodactyl.

Yeah, I've got some pretty darn cool friends. ^^

Love x

PS: Better blog post later...sorry.

Chuck E. Cheese!

So I'm finally returning home tomorrow!  And it's about time, it's been great being on "vacation" (although, that's hardly what I'd call it...I'd refer to it as: finalizing the details of my death sentence [morbid]) but it's too dang cold here, heck it's snowing again out side.

Brr, baby it's cold outside. Darren Criss thinks it's cold outside too...gosh, your lips look deelishuss <3

So today consisted of me just finishing up last minute business, and just spending some time with the folks. 

THEN I WENT TO CHUCK E. CHEESE'S! WAAAAHOOOOOO!! (like the fish, only ten times cooler)



Okay, so the mouse is actually one of the most scariest things I have ever seen.  The one I saw tonight was actually singing a Plain White T's song: 1,2,3,4...I ran and hid behind some random little kids who were screaming and acting like little fools.  I just realized I was the only kid over 12 years old there...COOL!

So I basically played all the games, kicked royal hippogriff butt on this car racing game, got a pretty BAMFY photo card thing, and came to the conclusion that Chuck E. Cheese encourages kids to gamble.  I mean, three quarters of those games are either rigged so you can never win more than three tickets, or just based on fate/luck...I tell you, it's a conspiracy!!

Anyways within 45 minutes, my family and I had raked in 732 tickets ^^ Oh what boss children.  I myself got some tatoos, a noise making contraption that will bother everyone in class and some stickers.  Altogether? A damn good treasure.  I had to share tickets with the younger members of my family, so they got some pretty cool shiz.  SO....

I have to wake up at 4:30am, and it's now 11:03pm...contemplating just saying "SCREW SLEEP" and staying awake until then. Oh well, we'll see...

This was in no way interesting...good grief, try again later.

ALSO: Found out that my laptop...well...GRAWR. I'M NOT GETTING IT BACK UNTIL NEXT MONTH, IF THAT! |angst|ridden|teenage|girl|will|kill|marshmallows!|

This is what cheered me up, oh Brendon Urie ^^ Top hats + guyliner, WOOHOO! <3

Edgy? Yeah, totally.

Got a semi-formal dress. It's black. Like my soul.

That is all.












*I got shoes as well. Okay. Now that's it. And I love my dinosaur, done.
I

Thinking of KFC...

Alors, aujourdui, je suis allee...SCREW THAT!! I am in such a foul, desperate mood that speaking in French cannot extinguish the flame of angst that is brooding within meh.  Dear god, I do appear to sound insane.

"Why, oh why are you in such a befuddling angreh mood, Captain Wallish?"

Well kinda stranger, who in fact doesn't exist but actually does for this one instance (I'm so insane D:), it's because I have experienced a true high school today, for the first time.



That right there is a picture of the cast of Degrassi.  Now, if you don't watch Degrassi, just imagine a really stereotypical "high school" movie, where the hallways are all dimly lit, the lockers loom in the shadows, the students all have the same look of hopeless despair on their angst-ridden faces, the teachers all pretend they're running a school of students who may go somewhere in the future, but in fact think that they might not...well...that's a bit unfair, but...you get the picture.   

I was thrust into that today just for a tour and to shadow a few students.  Believe you me, I was freakin' SHOCKED.  My Mum had told me, "Wallis, it's very much like those stereotypical movies, and whatever, just brace yourself", and I listened, but didn't fully grasp what she was saying.  So when I got in there, I was kinda like:



But silently, because I didn't want to be rude and I was kinda, sorta, nervous.  The basic rundown of my day: a teacher meeting me and Madre, giving me an "academic tour" of the school, then into his office to talk about my "future plans"/course options and shmoozing us up about how great the school is and how I'd have no problem "skiddaddling right in..."...who the hell says "skiddaddling"???!!  Then I was put in the "capable" hands of three teenage girls, who were nice, helpful and DREADFULLY HONEST.  Then off to French class, where saying it was easy doesn't even cover it...they were doing stuff I've covered about 3 years ago :| They were writing a script for a pretend cooking show thing, where the cook was actually crap and made some kinda nonsense...I helped a little, but mostly just leaned up against a locker and pulling strins from my scarf. 

Sidenote: It was about +2 degrees today and people were like: "OH HUZZAY HUZZAH IT'S WARM!" Wallis' reaction:



I was wearing super long socks, jeans, tank top underneath a sweater, with my cords jacket, a super long scarf and hobo gloves...WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT IT BEING WARM??!!

So anyways, after that...it was lunchtime.  Experienced their cafeteria where I ate a clementine of joy, and laughed along with their silly jokes.  I inserted a fact about myself very niftily, "I started a Quidditch club"...and they were like: "HOLY CRAP, FOR REAL?? WE WORSHIP YOU!! WHAT A COOL KID!" So that was kinda cool, but then I experienced the whole: a dude likes this girl super mucho, but she doens't even like him as a person she knows from school, kinda thing.  It was weird...I can't even describe it...

HOWEVER: THEN WE HAD ENGLISH CLASS...and they were doing Merchant of Venice.  They read, and I almost fell asleep.  We watched the beginning of the movie with Al Paccino and I was like: "What a boss.." but then there were some creepy ladies in it, who had their boobeh's all hangin' out and Wallish was all: AHHH!! WHATTTTT THTHEE EHEEELLALSDJLFAJKLDFLK???

After that...I couldn't take anymore.  I had a "legit" headache, and was kinda like: "I go find mah momma and ditch ya'll...thanks for the tour" and ran to the office...actually, I was PAGED to the office: "Wallis...Wallis...come to the office, NAOW"...

My Mum picked me up, and we drove away...into the snowing sunset...I guess.

That was such a long rant about absolutely nothing, apologies.  But tomorrow I have to go visit another school (runs out into the snowy abyss in her pajamas and makes a snow cave, freezes to death...never has to do ANYTHING EVER!)...HALP.  But heck, maybe it'll be better, eh?

OH GOODNESS. "EH"??!! >_>

This is it for now.  I actually have to make a seperate post about asian food...oh goodgod, asian food, nom nomnomonomonomonom...RAWR.

Taro bubble tea. Holy Mooshkahs. <3  Have to describe all my adventures...

*Just re-read this post...what a load of crap.  And if you're wondering about the title:

Wallis: I CAN'T DO THIS!!
Lara: WALLIS. YOU ARE A STRONG BDA WOMAN! BE STRONG! CLOSE YO EYES AND THINK ABOUT KFC!

Wallis: O_O...HECK YEEEAHHHH!!

Also: I bought glasses >>>>



They look like that, only they have paint splatter shiz on them ^^ I don't really need em, but...I really wanted them, I dunno...my inner (outer) hipster kinda screamed: GET THEMM! So I did...judge me if you will.

xx love.

Airport Pizza, nom.

*Forewarning: I am on my Kindle cuz of lack of laptop so there will be manyy grammatical errors and I'll fix it later.  Sorry, it bothers me twice as much as it bothers you. Trust me.

So its Tuesday and Im in the airport waiting to board mah plane to get to the big white north.  Must confess, I'm not thrilled to go. At. all.  I would rather stay home in the sunshine and hang out with my bredrin...Oh goodness, bredrin?

However I enjoyed nomming a slice of cheese pizza a little while ago...that and Orangina shut me up for a little while.  Now I am curled up on one of those uncomfortablle airport waiting chair things that make an effort to provide you with comfort when in fact they fail cuz theyre shaped weird...MAH BACK IS NO NOODLE!!!

Now that song that goes: If you like pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain... is playing on the P.A. system and it is clashing with the CNN broadcast...more debates about social security???? Just live in a cave!! "Get up stand up stand up for your rights/dont give up the fight"...thank you trusty playlist for the P.A. system...

I actually look like a hobo right now.  I even have my self made hobo fingerless gloves on.  Oh and I have my "Give me asian food [I dont need no money] or die, schlampe!!" scowl on..I look rather dapper methinks.  Some lady just gave me a look that makes me want to throw Jello at her face.  I dunno why I have to leave my sunshine...

Altogether I'm in a bit of a foul mood...in case you couldn't tell. I only have to last a week.   One. whole. blooming. week.  Oh and I have to go dress shopping tomorrow...FUN. -__- Akshully I lie. It will be awesome!!Not only cuz I will no longer have my semi formal dress to worry about..but cuz Ill be shopping near Chinatown!!!!![choirbells ring] HALLELUJAH!!!!! ^^ ^^ ^^ Asian food central!! Love dat chung fun, sioa pao, and gallons of bubble tea <3

Well time to redirect to mein social network site webpage thing..see how my bredrin are doing at this hour. Love everyone.

Saaaaaaveee meeeeeee D:

Valentine's Day, happy?

February 14th, 2011.  It can only mean one (two) things:

1) IT'S MEGGO'S 16TH BIRFDAY!! WOOHOOO!! Happy Birthdagh Meggo! ^^ <3 < Yeah, it's highly amusing...you say it's yo birfday, dun-na-na-na-na...
2) It's one of the most dreaded holidays of the year...Valentine's Day.

Where did this holiday originate?  Well, I looked this up and of course came up with the whole "St. Valentine" thing.  Basically, no one really knows the true "legit" tale of how it came to be, but the general gist of the tale is that he was some coolio martyr priest-thing (sounds so politcally correct), who supposedly defied Claudius II: "One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men — his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death." WOW. What. a. bro.  However, there are other stories as well.  Akshully, just read this article > Click on me 'cuz Wallis said so, and she loves you! ^^

If you read the article there's one part that cracks me up: "The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year" ...

That little asian girl's reaction pretty much sums up mine...although the cow-thing looks like it's gonna eat her face...O_o

But what about you?  I've asked a lot of my friends what they were planning to do today, and a lot of them replied: "Staying at home, eating ice-cream (cookies) and watching sad romance movies".  I dunno about that though, because Valentine's Day doesn't seem that depressing.  "WALLUS. IT IS A REMINDER THAT I AM SINGLE!" is another thing I've heard...well, how about celebrating the fact that you're single? Sure everyone wants someone, but I mean for real...do you really want a sleazy man in a toga beating you with strips of bloody goat hide? REALLY?  This is beginning to sound like one of "those" speeches...

Well, because I'm feeling really, super happy...I SHALL BE YOUR VALENTINE!

Because I can't give you a hug and a box of chocolates...here's a song!

Yeah, Nat King Cole <3 Classic!  So just remember, Wallish loves you, and I hope you have/had a totally awesome Valentine's Day!

That's so creepy looking, but I can't draw on this computer :(  But anyways <3

Also, a little update on how my Valentine's Day went, because I can't resist.

Went to el centre-ville with my boy, and had lunch.  Sanwiches are so bloody good ^^ And then went to go admire my sister's artwork, and checked out other people's artwork.  Lara's and Megan's and other people's..chyeah, you guys are so effing talented!  Oh, and dinosaur gave me the bestest Valentine's present EVAHR! (I shall show "you" sometime...) And I wrote him a song, however..it's..no. I don't think it shall ever be seen/heard.  Spent the rest of the day in a park, and checked out the water, boats and shtuff.  Oh, and he got shouted at by a hobo, "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WIF YOU BOYYYY!!??" and I giggled. <3 Bless his soul. 

So...that's all for now! Love you all! LOADS! YOU ARE SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL!

Did you know...

1) Jesus is actually spelled with a "B" according to my lovely grand daughter Chloe.  (I don't actually have a grand daughter for those of you who are not aware of the family tree of the DB's...)

*Just for background story, Ducky (Katie) and Phaedra convinced my Chloe that Jesus was spelled with a "B" in Drama class, and she believed them...oh how cunning they are. XD It was a sight to see both of them hysterically laughing on the floor*
2) I have somehow managed to change the Comments setting on el blog, so now ANYONE CAN COMMENT! HURRAY!  So...comment your little hearts away ^^
3) My mother has alerted me that I am going to perish tonight:

*phone rings*

Wallis: (while joyfully sweeping and dusting...and mopping...and washing dishes) Hellooooooo?
Mum: Hey Wallis, guess what?
Wallis: Ooh! What?
Mum: I've rented "The Last Exorcism" for us to see tonight! ^^
Wallis: ... .... ... ... .. . . . .. . ....heh...Oh...oh great...

Inside of course, I'm dying. My tolerance for scary movies is about...no, it can't even be measured because I have none!

I don't know what's scarier. The creepy looking girl in her blood stained nightgown, the fact that she's bending over like a bloody Twizzler in summer heat, the terrible drawing I've done on this not-supposed-to-be-used-for-drawing computer, or the fact that I actually do not have a pink, cushy, chair like that in my house..or life O_o

So tonight should be interesting...or something silly like that.

Goodbye, my friends. It was nice knowing you!

Technology vs. Wallis

First off, can I just say: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!

I haven't posted anything in eons, and it's killing me.  My trusty laptop's graphic card kinda blew up:

Oh wait. I can't even draw a picture, because el laptop is blown up...this is a sad, sad day for me...and for you.  :( So just imagine a picture of me going: "HOLY SHIZER! MY LAPTOP JUST BLEW UP??" and a very nifty piece of technology blasting into a million smitherines. Wow, that just depressed me further.

Good news though!  I shall be getting it repaired next week, so hopefully more drawing and more blog posts shall be apparating 'pon here! ^^

For now though, quick rundown of life in general...

It's raining sporadically.  It's sickening.
It's almost my Nijmato's birfday (finally, ye young 'un), but I'm not going to be here, so I'll have to make it up to her SOMEHOW! ANYHOW!! I'M SORRY, MY LOVE!
My father has stopped bringing home asian food with a claim that I have enough in my freezer to last me 20 years...-__- Silly mortal. 
Semi-formal date has been changed, to an earlier time.  So all dah people in dah house are ah-freakin out, wondering who they has to take.  Good luck, chums!
The school play I'm in has 3.5 weeks until production, and all I can say is: HA. FREAKIN. HA. THIS...should be fantastic as we know exactly what we're doing, and have no issues whatsoever...(in case you can't tell, I'm using HEAVY SARCASM).
Um...what else?  Oh yeah, it's almost Valentine's Day. (Blech :P kinda..it's just an automatic reaction I guess...) However, this year shall be different, methinks.  Remember, those posts...the ones concerning my C.E.? Yeah, those should probably be deleted...scrapped, destroyed, burned, discarded.  I'm not even going to bother being ambiguous or whatever nonsense, and just tell you (whoever "you" may be...) but I has boyfran (thank you Lara for your lovely label), and that would be el Dinosaur, C.E. and other names.  So yeah, and I happy. So happy I talk like cave-beast. ^^

But for now, it's a Saturday, this is a sad excuse for a blog post, and I have chores to do. D: THE TEENAGER INSIDE MY OLD MAN SHELL SCREAMS, "NOOOOOO, DAMMIT!" But of course, to no avail.  Apologies for the lack of posts, I'll fix that soon enough.

Also:  I've written a lovely song about Canada that I'll have to post up here soon, once it's recorded! 

LOVE YOU ALL!

*Wish my laptop goodluck yeah?

February 1st, as promised.

Happy (flugeling) February first! Or the first day of the second month of 2011! 


Right, well I'll tell you I have a few drafts of blog posts that I was planning to post during the last days of January (my supposed "break" from 5'1.5" is tall) and they look very sad, indeed.  


So much has happened. So much. SO MUCH.

I'm verra much in lurve with that photo.  

I just found out that Hobo stands for "Hoe Boy"...

Anyways, I'm in the process of whipping (bad choice of verb?) up a drawings to go with the blog posts I shall start to do. But at the moment, I actually have to do something called homework which is beginning to pile up. 


I'm sorry for the major letdown of a post, but that's all I can really do tonight.  Tomorrow's shall be ten times more impressive, well...sort of.


Love yous.


Also: Click on this to see a very amazing video of Korean men being awesome. Just so...thank you, son!

Also:  My father was trying to get me more in touch with my Asian side tonight.  He was thoroughly disappointed when his daughter could not croon a whole Filipino song after hearing just 10 seconds of it.  Not to mention the fact that she cannot speak Tagalog. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in asian food (and homework, ew gross.)