"Why, oh why are you in such a befuddling angreh mood, Captain Wallish?"
Well kinda stranger, who in fact doesn't exist but actually does for this one instance (I'm so insane D:), it's because I have experienced a true high school today, for the first time.
That right there is a picture of the cast of Degrassi. Now, if you don't watch Degrassi, just imagine a really stereotypical "high school" movie, where the hallways are all dimly lit, the lockers loom in the shadows, the students all have the same look of hopeless despair on their angst-ridden faces, the teachers all pretend they're running a school of students who may go somewhere in the future, but in fact think that they might not...well...that's a bit unfair, but...you get the picture.
I was thrust into that today just for a tour and to shadow a few students. Believe you me, I was freakin' SHOCKED. My Mum had told me, "Wallis, it's very much like those stereotypical movies, and whatever, just brace yourself", and I listened, but didn't fully grasp what she was saying. So when I got in there, I was kinda like:
But silently, because I didn't want to be rude and I was kinda, sorta, nervous. The basic rundown of my day: a teacher meeting me and Madre, giving me an "academic tour" of the school, then into his office to talk about my "future plans"/course options and shmoozing us up about how great the school is and how I'd have no problem "skiddaddling right in..."...who the hell says "skiddaddling"???!! Then I was put in the "capable" hands of three teenage girls, who were nice, helpful and DREADFULLY HONEST. Then off to French class, where saying it was easy doesn't even cover it...they were doing stuff I've covered about 3 years ago :| They were writing a script for a pretend cooking show thing, where the cook was actually crap and made some kinda nonsense...I helped a little, but mostly just leaned up against a locker and pulling strins from my scarf.
Sidenote: It was about +2 degrees today and people were like: "OH HUZZAY HUZZAH IT'S WARM!" Wallis' reaction:
I was wearing super long socks, jeans, tank top underneath a sweater, with my cords jacket, a super long scarf and hobo gloves...WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT IT BEING WARM??!!
So anyways, after that...it was lunchtime. Experienced their cafeteria where I ate a clementine of joy, and laughed along with their silly jokes. I inserted a fact about myself very niftily, "I started a Quidditch club"...and they were like: "HOLY CRAP, FOR REAL?? WE WORSHIP YOU!! WHAT A COOL KID!" So that was kinda cool, but then I experienced the whole: a dude likes this girl super mucho, but she doens't even like him as a person she knows from school, kinda thing. It was weird...I can't even describe it...
HOWEVER: THEN WE HAD ENGLISH CLASS...and they were doing Merchant of Venice. They read, and I almost fell asleep. We watched the beginning of the movie with Al Paccino and I was like: "What a boss.." but then there were some creepy ladies in it, who had their boobeh's all hangin' out and Wallish was all: AHHH!! WHATTTTT THTHEE EHEEELLALSDJLFAJKLDFLK???
After that...I couldn't take anymore. I had a "legit" headache, and was kinda like: "I go find mah momma and ditch ya'll...thanks for the tour" and ran to the office...actually, I was PAGED to the office: "Wallis...Wallis...come to the office, NAOW"...
My Mum picked me up, and we drove away...into the snowing sunset...I guess.
That was such a long rant about absolutely nothing, apologies. But tomorrow I have to go visit another school (runs out into the snowy abyss in her pajamas and makes a snow cave, freezes to death...never has to do ANYTHING EVER!)...HALP. But heck, maybe it'll be better, eh?
OH GOODNESS. "EH"??!! >_>
This is it for now. I actually have to make a seperate post about asian food...oh goodgod, asian food, nom nomnomonomonomonom...RAWR.
Taro bubble tea. Holy Mooshkahs. <3 Have to describe all my adventures...
*Just re-read this post...what a load of crap. And if you're wondering about the title:
Wallis: I CAN'T DO THIS!!
Lara: WALLIS. YOU ARE A STRONG BDA WOMAN! BE STRONG! CLOSE YO EYES AND THINK ABOUT KFC!
Lara: WALLIS. YOU ARE A STRONG BDA WOMAN! BE STRONG! CLOSE YO EYES AND THINK ABOUT KFC!
Wallis: O_O...HECK YEEEAHHHH!!
Also: I bought glasses >>>>
They look like that, only they have paint splatter shiz on them ^^ I don't really need em, but...I really wanted them, I dunno...my inner (outer) hipster kinda screamed: GET THEMM! So I did...judge me if you will.
xx love.
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