once upon a time there was a pirate ship and it was crewed but, who else, johnny depp and they sailed the oceans blue and by they i mean johnny and his crew of attractive matties.
- and one day while making port on a traders island they were approuched by some strangely dressed men in black fighting gear
- can you guess who they were?
- who else? jace and his worthy band of shadowhunters
- and they demanded (you know jace) that they be sailed to the lake of the mermaids
- but ofcourse, lakes aren't easy to get to when you are sailing the black pearl
- so johnny declined saying there wouldnt be room for jace and the rum and he picked the rum
- jace pulled out his sword and challenged johnny to a duel
- now johnny was a skilled swordsman, but he could tell that he would be unable to win this match against jace and his backup, and his pirate companions werent likely to be much help
- so he decide to use his wit to escape this battle
- he calculated that if half of the shadow hunters came then enough rum could be brought to keep him going for one week, and he would be able to make port again and restock, and possibly lose some shadowhunters on the way.
- he was also interested to go to mermaid lake because it was rumoured that there was a castle nearby where the people had unusual powers. can you guess what that castle was?
- it was ofcourse, hogwarts, but lets not get ahead of ourselves.
- johnny told jace he could come and bring three others, and that he should give him a heading
- jace was rather reluctant but agreed, seeing that he could not take any more on as the ship was rather full already, however he did not like being so out numbered incace a mutiny occured
- so they began to sail for mermaids lake, located far in the north sea.
- soon it came time for them to make port, but johnny could not rid himself of the shadowhunters for they followed him like stink on a pig.
- they reached a land mass and had to countinue on foot, and now it was johnny's turn to follow jace, as jace tried to send johnny away he could not as johnny still wished to claim the magical powers of the mermaids
- they soo reached a great black lake, and a castle towered nearby
- they knew they had reached hogwarts
- yet before they could lay siege to the castle they were attacked themselves by three teenagers in black robes. one had bushy hair and was a girl, one had ginger hair and stood holding her hand and the other had black hair and a lighting scar on his forehead
- they did not have time to reach for their wepons as shadowhunter and pirate alike had a spell cast on them
- it sounded something like obliviate and they awoke with that their last memory, johnny in tortuga his arms around two harlets and jace in new york his hand in clary's
- the end
- my battery is dead
- bye bye
Love you potatoe. I do.
For you.
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