Oh Legolas, I do understand how you feel...sort of, not really...something along those lines, but not quite as creepy (synonym = FANTABULOUSSSS ;D). ^ But I can't put a name to what I feel exactly, so like a good student, I went to the dictionary (the REAL ONE..Urban Dictionary) and found all possible names:
But actually, none of are perfect. So my trusty friend, Lara, came up with a name: Constant Erection. Why it's called that...is...another story, it would divulge too much information.
If you haven't guessed by now: I like someone. Very much. Annoyingly much....Alot.
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How I first met...<insert whatever name you like>:
1) Oh I'm going to be cool and join a fencing club...I'm asian, this should work!
2) Goes to club...does not win.
3) Does not really notice anyone at all, because a) they're all in masks b) I'm too busy trying to dislodge my sword that's sticking out of a wall...
4) Girl at school says in math class: Wallis, I think <so and so> thought you were cute, he kept on laughing at you...(how this translates to: oh he likes you is beyond me, I was young then...and naive, and stupid...VERY VERY STUPID!)
5) Wallis blushes (not really, I'm too hardcore for pansy "blushing"!!). Teenage hormone rush to brain and heart...BRILLIANT FLUGELING IDEA FORMS...
6) Begins Facebook-ing him, or rather, speaking to him on Facebook. (I don't really think, facebooking can be used as a verb, that's like saying "I was clothes hanger-ing my left ear the other night...", I MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!)
7) MONTHS GO PAST...
8) GET TO KNOW....
9) GET TO KNOW MORE...
10) LIKING BECOMES RIDICULOUS...
11)..........................this is just tiring now..
12) Kinda had to put in a twelve, the 11 was too...odd. (See what I did there?)
The point is, I like him. Alot (picture creature above). And I think he might dig the short, asian, not-so-good-at-fysics(whycan'titypetherealword?anotherstory), not super mega foxy awesome hot girl, just a little, a tad? Maybe?. But, alas. There are a few problems that are causing me angst, because they're stopping everything:
1) His heart still beats for another girl, methinks. He says it doesn't...but...come on. No, seriously. COME ON. Even <insert name of any floozy you know> can't get over someone they liked THAT MUCH!...ALOT....I just don't think it would be fair to assume that he doesn't like her anymore.
2) I think he's got a thing about being a year apart...I don't know. Just a feeling. **Update: I take this back, I think it's alright-ish now. I think.
3) "Wanna hang out in town or something?" ... "Eh...no...can't. Sorry" >_> I'll show you sorry. THE INTERWEBS IS NOT ENOUGH! **Update: Eh...nothing's really changed...
4) I've told him I like him, he's told me he likes me (I think, maybe I'm just assuming wrong, probably). But the next move shan't be made. This is stressful, no, it's just annoyingly teenager-ish. *ANGST AND ANGUISH*
It's like Legolas and Aragorn, they can't ever proclaim their love for one another because Arwen is in the freaking way...SOMEONE TAKE THE ELF'S NECKLACE AND LET HER DIE! And...other things, but yeah! This is just the backdrop to the situation for now...
This blog is not just going to be about this...there will be other much more important things....^^ Like my adventures with Gerard and my evil pet Unicorn, who's evil :)
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