Semi-formal my...siao-pao!

What's teenager-hormone-excitement-overdose inducing, in a few months, very daunting, once in (my) lifetime, and completely, aggravatingly, stressful?


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Semi-formal.  The big shabang that all of my fellow peers look forward to all year, and plan their hair + outfits for, about a year or two in advance.  It is basically an evening of canoodling involving an awesome venue, good food, dancing + good music (hopefully), and friends.  However, one of the most important thing about semi-formal is, apparently, your date.


I, Wallis, am an old man:

Yes, yes, I know. You're so jealous, it's okay.  

However, back to the main story.  I'm not...I used to be excited about semi-formal, but then shiz happens, and you realize how important it really is because it's the first and last time you'll have THAT EXACT ONE, and how silly it is.  I am an old man, so I don't care obviously...PFFT. DANCING?? I DO THAT IN MY BEDROOM! But...I actually kinda am excited, a little..not much...sort of...eh...but here's what's been happening:

ALL DA TIME. ALL DA TIME. ALL DA TIME DEY DO DIS NONSENSE!

**Sidenote, do not disturb me while I eat my asian food, I swear to beejumblesbees. -__-

When trying to distract shallow girls use very shallow questions to fuel their minds. Simple rule.

So, yeah.  I'm having "getting-hit-in-the-face-with-a-freaking-pizza" moments very often now.  *MAJOR SIGH* My sassy gay friend (I do love him, I do, I do) is telling me to ask someone, but I just can't bring myself to do it.  There are many pent up feelings I have towards that whole gray area in my silly little life, at the moment.  

It's just...well...I can't exactly spell it out on here as easily as I used to be able to.  So we'll just leave this epic place in my life-book (yes, my life-book, you heard me) and consider sassy gay friend's advice...along with what everyone else is telling me to do.  I should probably start getting a move on, eh? 

Also: I may start to use 'eh' a bit more often, I have to get in practice for the land of the meese *sigh* Didn't mean to end on a sad note, but it is...

HALP ME. Comment, or whatever you feel like doing!  

ALSO (last thing, sorreh): There are little tick boxes at the bottom of each of my posts with little options like "amusing as...meh..." and whatnot, feel free to click on those and make little check marks appear :P What I'm asking for is your opinion, it would be nice to see what ya'll think.

Alright, love you all!

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