"WHAT? JACOB BLACK? *high-pitched girly screams ensue, with lots of swooning and hysterical sobbing*"...that seems to be the reaction of almost every girl I know. I have actually had my best friend's tears salt-ify my sweater, because of her hysterical outburst of tears when Taylor Lautner came on screen for the first time in New Moon. Needless to say, I was amused.
So this Christmas, one of the present's I got from my Mom's friend were these....
The two flavours were: Steamy Chocolate and Hotter Than Apple Pie...
I'm sorry, but "Steamy Chocolate"? Who wants to eat bloody steamed chocolate? That's disgusting, even though it's a reference to Taylor's "hotness", it just makes me feel nauseous. I tried it still, and it was like I was eating chocolate that had been for a one-night stand with a crappy piece of chocolate you get in a Christmas tin. The "Hotter Than Apple Pie"? That was a tad better, because it at least was swallowable. But I was still unhappy, "HOTTER THAN APPLE PIE"????!! I just...no. NO DAMMIT! Apple pie is meant to be warm, not hot! Who enjoys burning the flesh off the inside of their mouths and destroying their esophagus? You get rushed to the hospital for third degree burns and what do you tell the doctor? "I was eating pie"? What the flugel?
Anyways, despite all the taste failures, I was still utterly happy to receive a candy box with a buff shirtless boy on it ^^ I'm not complaining :)
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